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Old 04-07-2013, 09:04 PM
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Breaking news, Ava just retweeted this;

@TheRyanBeatty: turkey bacon is 1000x better than regular bacon just my opinion though

If any of her family was seriously I'll would she be talking to her mates about bacon sandwiches? Does it mean Richie is back on the drink?

(I bet Ava is thrilled that loads of creepy BJ fans are following her every move on twitter btw)
I think Avas tweet DEF means that Richie has fallen off the wagon. Everyone knows Bacon sandwiches are perfect for a hangover...
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Old 04-07-2013, 09:09 PM
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Looks like Richie wont be back for whole april http://www.philx.tv/dates.html
I wonder if I could order a Phil X t-shirt and have it in time for KC and Des Moines this weekend...
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I think she is finding solace in food for comfort during this difficult time.
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Richie Sambora Leaves Bon Jovi Because He's Sick And Tired Of Jon's Flatulence During Shows



Wild is indeed the wind as Sugar Daddy star Richie Sambora has sensationally left Bon Jovi after front man Jon Bon Jovi reeked havoc on his senses during the bands current tour, leaving the guitarist with no other option than to leave the band.

An insider has revealed that Jon's singing wasn't the only bum notes he was delivering on the recent tour. "Jon has always been known to release the odd stinker in his time but on the latest tour he has been emitting more toxic gas than a nuclear reactor" Keen eyed fans will have noticed that bass player and badger enthusiast Hugh McDonald has moved further back on the stage on recent tours, many believe this has been a deliberate ploy to escape Jon's stench. Even Tico "tin tin" Torres has got in on the act by putting up a glass shield around his drum kit to ward off any wayward whiff. Richie had no way of getting away from the smell though and has grown increasingly tired of the band leaders callous pong.

A source close to the band claims that Richie broke down several times due to Jon's irksome condition. "Richie tried to deal with it, on a few shows he stuck mints up his nose but it didn't help, he realised after the bands recent break that he loved fresh air too much and decided to call it a day" The band are currently continuing their mammoth tour without Sambora, fans are said to be ambivalent about the current situation.

Source: www.dailygossip.com/samboradontlikesmell
Further to this story, rumour is Jon wouldn't let Richie sing this song solo each night:

Wild Is The Wind (to Captain Skidd from the King of Stink)

I tried to fake being happy
I tried hard to be free
From the stink of those fried beans
I gave you so many chances
The smell would bring God to his knees
You wanted more from me
Than I could ever be
You wanted me to shut my nose
But you didn't know, Jonny

Wild, wild is the wind
That emanates from you
Cold is the night without your farts
That knock me out
Wild, wild is the wind
That blows through your arse

Wild is the wind,
Wild is the wind
You got to understand, Jon boy
Wild is the wind

You need someone to tell you
Somebody who isn't Tic or Dave
Coz you don't care what they say
They just go on pretending
Too weak, too proud, too tough to say
You just let one go
You've got a smelly hole
Have you got the runs?
Don't say it isn't you, Jonny

Wild, wild is the wind
That emenates from you
Cold is the night without your farts

That knock me out
Wild, wild is the wind
That blows through your arse, Jon boy
And tears us apart

Wild is the wind,
Wild is the wind
You got to understand, Jonny
Wild is the wind

[Solo]

Maybe a better man
Would suck it up for you
Jonny, a better man would
Stick a cork in your hoop

Wild, wild is the wind
That emenates from you
Cold is the night without your farts

That knock me out
Wild, wild is the wind
That blows through your arse, Jon boy
And tears us apart

Wild is the wind,
Wild is the wind
You got to understand, Jon boy
Wild is the wind
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Best version of Wild Is The Wind.

Brilliant.
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I couldn't make it through reading that without crying hysterical tears from laughing so hard. I even went so far as to imagine the video for this version.

Thanks for making my day!
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Breaking news, Ava just retweeted this;

@TheRyanBeatty: turkey bacon is 1000x better than regular bacon just my opinion though

If any of her family was seriously I'll would she be talking to her mates about bacon sandwiches? Does it mean Richie is back on the drink?

(I bet Ava is thrilled that loads of creepy BJ fans are following her every move on twitter btw)
God! Better than regular bacon?! Now I need to have some turkey bacon.
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Turkey bacon better than regular bacon? Not even close.
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I was reading the TMZ article and if you click on the "Richie sambora through the years" you can see a slideshow of 20 Richie pics, these are two of them:







Man the dude has changed over the years
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