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Old 08-07-2013, 11:28 PM
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Or maybe, just maybe Nikki called. "Richie baby, I absolutely can not handle this fashion crap without you by my side to generate publicity. Dump the tour and let's get this fashion thing rolling!" Yeah, that sounds plausible.
I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....
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Old 08-07-2013, 11:31 PM
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I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....
LMAO!!!
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Old 08-08-2013, 12:03 AM
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I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....
Haha, anyone got a bootleg of that night?

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I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....

I don't post often and this is my first in this massive thread. But there is literally nothing better than Big Barney Meatwrench.
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I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....
Sounds about right.
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Good to know the new site for the fashion line is going to feature music and videos And lots more surprises according to Yoko:



http://www.nikkirichclothing.com/nik...-of-surprises/
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Yes you are Richie. Dreamy Like a Rock 'n' roll Fabio
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http://www.nikkirichclothing.com/nik...-of-surprises/
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