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Originally Posted by Walleris
Off course he will. Not once has Jon's shitty vocals forced him to cancel shows or tours.
Even when he has hay fever and could barely make noise in the Sofia show, he still kept going.
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He was a vocal god in 2013 Sofia compared to 2015 mini tour, in fact Jon during the 2015 tour was the Whining and Whispering God.
Geez those snippets from Bon Jovi Updates on FB were horrible I would be ashamed to sing in front of so many people with that voice, he sounds as if he just ran 5km and quickly hoped on stage to sing without a break.
Anyway here are my predictions on Jon's voice:
2017 - Jon shows us his vocal tehnique which is inspired from todlers crying and also adds some sensual whispers on the perfect songs, for example "I'm a cowboy" or "When the waydd gits in my fiiice i sii(the whining tehnique) have a nice day(softly whispered).
2020 - Jon apparently forgot most of the alphabet and mostly uses the letter "I" while singing, he also greatly improved his whispering tehnique, now he can whisper during the whole performance of In These Arms !!
2023 - Jon is almost completely voiceless, now he can barely talk he rarely gives interviews and when he does he whispers every word that doesn't contain the letter I but everytime "I" comes up he shows us that he still got it and he'll go something like: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (hav.. beca... col..) the part after "I" being pretty much inaudible.
2025- Jon is completely voicelss and can't even whisper anymore, now he writes songs for other artists along with Richie Sambora with whom he had made peace with. They have a very interesting chemestry now, Jon writes about integrity and politics while Richie writes about alcohol, drugs and sex. They're lyrics go like this:
"When the world gets in my face they say ..This guys is shit faaaaced"
"I found a better day This bottle of Jack showed me the way Today is election day on this lost highway"
"It's my lifee it's now or never my liver can't take this forever I just wanna drink while I'm alive"
I actually wanted to delete all this but I spent like 10 minutes writing this post so I decided not to delete it. In case you wonder I am not a Bon Jovi hater.. I felt in love with this band in 2011 and still love it very very much, I just find it funny to make fun of them from time to time.