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PhoenixNewTimes: Police say...Joshua Seto and his girlfriend Cara Christopher...(were) walking through the parking lot of a...grocery store...when the woman pulled her pink .380 caliber semi-automatic Taurus, specially made to promote breast cancer awareness, from her purse.
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Now, isn't that just the most adorable little thing? And so ladylike -- coordinates as perfectly with blue jeans as with basic black and pearls!
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Seto took the gun and jammed into his waistband...
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Why do you suppose he did that -- did the couple have differing views on gun control? Was he offended that she produced the gun in a non-threatening situation? Or was their real purpose in going to the store was to rob it?
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(The gun) went off. The bullet struck Seto's phallus, then entered and exited his left thigh...
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You try to teach your loved ones the importance of responsible gun ownership, and what thanks do you get?
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The couple didn't immediately drive to a hospital, instead walking to a bench...Someone else prompted...Cara to call 911...
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Well, let's be fair -- maybe Cara
needed prompting because she didn't
know the number to 911.
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Seto seemed too calm and oblivious to pain...The officers thought the man was impaired by prescription drugs...
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Finally, something that makes sense: Drug impairment would explain why a man would consider robbing a store with a pink gun, as well as cause him to be too embarrassed to seek help after shooting himself in the man zone with it!