If you don't already know, Bobbi Kristina Brown, daughter of the late singer Whitney Houston, is on life support after being found face down in a tub -- yes, just like her mother was nearly three years ago. When it was reported that Bobbi is not the lawfully wedded spouse of Nick Gordon as she had claimed (Whitney raised Nick with Bobbi for nearly a decade but didn't adopt him), I grumbled to a friend that "the tabloids are going to have a field day." She replied, "The Illumi-Nutties, too."

"Illumi-NUTTIES? What's that?"

"Well, it's really 'Illuminati.' Do a search for Illuminati and Whitney Houston, and you'll see why I call them Illumi-Nutties."

Worst advice I've ever taken:

http://youtu.be/JNpy2BfCFlg

and that's only part one.