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Old 03-03-2016, 01:23 AM
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OMFG! Is nothing sacred? D'uh!
Quite funny though. In some fashion.

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Is “Donald Trump” Just a Disguise For Bruce Springsteen?

Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Think about it.

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Why would Christie, a man who basically vomited on Trump for 85 percent of his campaign, now serve as The Donald’s wingman? Conventional wisdom and basic observational skills suggest that Christie wants to be Trump’s veep. However a new and more provocative theory has emerged (just now, because we invented it): Donald Trump is Bruce Springsteen in disguise.
http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump...en-in-disguise
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Why would Christie, a man who basically vomited on Trump for 85 percent of his campaign, now serve as The Donald’s wingman?...(A) new...theory has emerged (just now, because we invented it): Donald Trump is Bruce Springsteen in disguise...
http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump...en-in-disguise
Well, that theory is certainly no less credible than this one:
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A sometimes befuddled-looking stare on Christie's face during Trump's lengthy Super Tuesday night event led to ridicule of the New Jersey governor on social media...Christie vigorously defended...his endorsement of Donald Trump...(and his)...facial expressions during Trump's press conference...


"No, I was not being held hostage," he said..."No, I was not sitting up there thinking 'Oh my God, what have I done?' I wasn't upset, I wasn't angry, I wasn't despondent. I wasn't anything other than happy that we had done as well as we had done that night, and listening to someone giving a press conference in front of the national press corps..."
Well, either Christie's lying about not being anything but happy, or his face is. And did he forget Trump's name as well -- "Someone giving a press conference"? But as long as we're inventing theories, how about this: It's a promotional tie-in with the new Zoolander movie -- the inventor of the "Blue Steel" look (who grew up in fictional southern New Jersey coal mining country) taught Christie the "No Clue Steel" look!

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NBC: Christie vigorously defended...his endorsement of Donald Trump...(and his) facial expressions during Trump's press conference..."No, I was not being held hostage...No, I was not sitting up there thinking 'Oh my God, what have I done?'...I wasn't anything other than happy..."
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Politico: Trump, speaking a campaign rally in Columbus, Ohio, accused (Republican presidential candidate and Ohio governor John) Kasich of having abandoned his ...duties to campaign in New Hampshire.

“And your governor is absentee," Trump told the crowd. "He goes to New Hampshire, he’s living in New Hampshire. Living! Where's Chris, is Chris around? Even more than Chris Christie, he was there, right? Even more.”

Trump then turned to Christie, who was next to him on stage, and said, “I hated to do that, but I had to make my point.”

The timing was less than ideal for New Jersey's governor... (He) was...criticized...for skipping the (third) funeral of...a state trooper...in order to campaign...

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I didn't think I could have any less respect for him than I had after he trashed New Jersey and stole from pension plans. But that is really scraping the bottom of the barrel in order to ingratiate yourself with someone powerful......UGH
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BorowitzReport: No one in the U.S. has taken note of the total disappearance of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who vanished several weeks ago...

(I)t took...a moment....(for) a resident of Teaneck (New Jersey)...to remember who Christie was, but then acknowledged that it was “kind of weird” that he had disappeared. “I mean, he used to be here and now he’s not,” he said. “Whatever.”

...Efforts to contact Governor Christie for this article were not made.
That's not nice -- especially when there's no truth to the rumor that U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump has placed Christie on the back burner due to his deer-in-headlights human backdrop act. There he is right behind Trump, looking properly smug and attentive during the New York republican primary victory speech:


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AddictingInfo: ...(W)ith...Trump close to clinching the Republican nomination, he went directly after...Hillary Clinton (who has) nearly clinch(ed) the Democratic nomination...
“The only card she has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else going. And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get five percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card, and the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.”
Well, one woman who clearly didn’t like all this talk of the “woman’s card” was Mary Pat Christie, wife of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who was standing directly behind Trump. When he uttered that phrase, she very visibly rolled her eyes...

Keep showing your true colors, Trump, because more women just like Christie’s wife will be setting the narrative for your campaign...


There's Mrs. Christie's eye roll -- and there's Mr. Christie's deer-in-headlights expression again!
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You have to give Governor Soprano points for efficiency. After a drought of news, he gives us a deluge -- in more ways than one!
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NJ.com: A thunderstorm that swiftly blew through parts of the state...knocked down trees and took out power for thousands of residents, including Christie.

Christie and his wife Mary Pat were seen inspecting the damage around the neighborhood in the storm's aftermath. Asked by a reporter from WABC 7 New York whether he still had electricity, Christie responded with a thumbs-down...
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ABC News: Donald Trump asked Mike Pence to be his running mate, and the Indiana governor accepted...(says) a source with direct knowledge...Pence was seen landing at an airport near New York City...

Trump gave a phone interview on Fox News...praising his top three candidates: Pence, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich...

The official announcement was slated to be made at a news conference...but Trump tweeted...that it would be postponed "in light of the horrible attack in Nice, France."
Well, Christie can take comfort in having been one of the runners-up, and besides, it doesn't mean he still hasn't got a shot at being a Trump presidential official. As chief of staff, attorney general, or head of the Department of Justice, he could still wield considerable political clout on a national level -- enough to squelch any further investigation of Bridge(t)-Gate, perhaps?

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NJ.com: David Samson -- the embattled former chairman of the powerful Port Authority of New York and New Jersey -- pleaded guilty...to using his considerable clout to coerce one of the nation's largest airlines to accommodate his desire for a regularly scheduled, non-stop flight to his South Carolina summer home...United (Airlines), which was not criminally charged, agreed to pay a fine of $2.25M USD...

Samson admitted that he "let it be known that the flight...made it more convenient" for him to get to his home in South Carolina...(and that) he removed from the Port Authority's agenda a plan by United to build a hangar for wide-body airplanes after being told United was not planning to reinstate the route...On Dec. 8, 2011, the hangar was approved by the Port Authority board. United then reinstated the South Carolina flight.
Samson has since retired from his law firm (whose clients did business with the PA), due to "personal, professional and health reasons." However, Samson's PA chairmanship did give him enough autonomy that it really is possible that Christie didn't know about "the chairman's flight," if not other things.
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Shortly after Samson's plea...U.S. Attorney Paul Fishman announced at a press conference that former state transportation commissioner Jamie Fox also had been charged in the case...(A)n influential Democratic operative and campaign adviser, (he) allegedly helped Samson strong-arm United into creating the flight...He faces up to five years in prison if convicted.
Well, now this is a problem: having one of his commissioners directly involved takes Christie into "If he didn't know, he should have" territory -- and far away from any shot at being in Trump's administration.

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Samson could get a sentence ranging from probation to up to 24 months in prison, although the crime to which he pleaded guilty has a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000, prosecutors said.
A plea deal that takes him from a 10-year max to two? Either Samson is having MAJOR health problems, or he's given the prosecution info about Christie that has made Paul Fishman a VERY happy man!

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Back in May, Trump assigned Christie to head his presidential transition team -- he would be in charge of the logistics of moving the Trump administration into the White House. Christie should have either politely turned it down if he wanted to be a Trump administration senior official (including vice president), or taken the hint that the Trump camp wasn't considering him for anything else.

It's not clear if Christie still has his transition team slot, but apparently he has not been cast aside completely. The morning the convention formally opened, he accepted an assignment to make a public appearance on behalf of the party:

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DailyWorld.com:...New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie...praised Trump’s selection of Indiana Gov. Mike Pence(to) members of Michigan’s delegation to the Republican National Convention at a breakfast meeting... "What Donald needed was a partner who has governed and has gotten results...He also needs a decent person who will tell him the truth...”
Gracious and pragmatic, plus a touch of passion. Very nicely done -- especially when you consider that Christie can't possibly be happy about not being scheduled to speak at the convention itself.

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BigStory.com: (Christie) cited a donation by presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump to Superstorm Sandy relief efforts as a sign of his generosity.

(Christie's)...wife, Mary Pat Christie...(ran the) Hurricane Sandy New Jersey Relief Fund..."One of her first calls was to Donald Trump. And it wasn't a long phone call. He said, 'Mary Pat, I like Chris, but I'm scared of you.' He said, 'How much does the check need to be? Just tell me and I'll send it.'" But Trump isn't listed in a final report thanking the more than 150 people and companies that donated at least $25,000 (USD)...

"The Governor misspoke this morning," said Christie spokesman Brian Murray. "Mr. Trump has given to other New Jersey charities, including the Drumthwacket Foundation."
Well, now, let's not leap to conclusions. Maybe Duh Donald donated less than $25,000. Maybe he didn't send a check because he simply didn't get around to it. Maybe Trump changed his mind or deliberately to lied Mary Pat about sending a check because wasn't scared of making the Christies look bad. Maybe the conversation between Mary Pat and Trump never took place. Maybe Mary Pat lied to Chris about the conversation taking place. Maybe Christie made the whole thing up. Maybe the spokesperson is right: maybe Christie simply got the name of the charity wrong. Maybe Christie came up with a perfect way of getting back at Trump. Or maybe it was Christie who gave Trump's wife the "extra help" she spoke of in preparing her convention speech!



P.S. The Drumthwacket Foundation helps to preserve the official residence of New Jersey's governor. Guess who runs it? Mary Pat Christie.
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Looks like Christie has taken Beyonce's advice and made lemonade out of his not being invited to speak at the Republican national convention.

In addition to speaking at a breakfast meeting, he turned up on a TV show explaining his interpretation of Melania-Gate:
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Today.com: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, a former prosecutor, brushed off the controversy surrounding Melania Trump's convention speech, saying he wouldn't be able to make the case for plagiarism, "not when 93 percent of the speech is completely different...I know Melania. I think she worked very hard on that speech. A lot of what I heard last night sitting on the floor sounded very much like her and the way she speaks about Donald all the time..."

...Christie also dismissed reports he was angry about not being picked as Donald Trump's running mate. "I never expected to be chosen," he said, although he admitted he did feel let down. "...If you compete for something like I did, you'd like to be picked. I wasn't. So you take a deep breath, and you go to bed and wake up the next morning and get on with your day..."
Since then, an official explanation of Melania-Gate has been issued, though it makes Melania out to be a politically tone deaf lying bimbo. And it turned out that his efforts did not go unrewarded by Duh Donald -- Christie got to make a speech at the convention after all!

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...New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie roused the Republican delegates with a bill of indictment against Hillary Clinton’s record and character as the nation’s top diplomat. He was clearly staking his bid for a Cabinet post in the Trump administration, but his reading seemed more like an audition for the role of Reverend Parris in a summer-stock production of The Crucible...

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Suffice it to say that...(no) investigator found the slightest evidence that her email led to the improper disclosure of any secrets...

Christie concluded his speech, as if addressing a jury of her peers, “Time after time, the facts and just the facts lead you to the same verdict. … In Libya, Nigeria: guilty. In China and Syria … ”

The crowd screamed, “Guilty!”

“And here at home, for risking America’s secrets to keep her own and lying to cover it all up...”

“Guilty!”

...(T)he end of his political career (is) in sight...the final months of his final term as New Jersey governor...with unspeakably low ratings, denied his dream of a spot on the ticket with Trump after months of a lapdog’s humiliation. He mustered his case for the candidate nonetheless, on an issue about which he knows next to nothing, and incited...mob passion despite his placement on the schedule just before 10 p.m. -- that is, just before the three networks started covering the proceedings...
He didn't make the ready for prime time list, which featured a retired doctor, the owner of a winery, and two of Trump's children. But I suppose it's better than no convention speaking at all.


P.S. Christie has a couple of private email servers of his own:
http://www.ibtimes.com/political-cap...ks-release-any

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If you think Chris Christie can lecture anyone on ethics, we have a bridge to sell you.
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Best news I've heard all day.

http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/09/2...ie-bridgegate/
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BREAKING: New Jersey Moves To Impeach Chris Christie Over “Bridgegate”
http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/09/2...ie-bridgegate/
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The decision on impeachment will be up to Democratic Speaker Vincent Prieto and if he gives the go-ahead, the Assembly Judiciary Committee would begin the process. It takes a majority of the 80-member Assembly to vote articles of impeachment. If it passes the Democrat-controlled body, the trial would be in the Senate, where two-thirds of senators would be needed to convict. Although Democrats hold a majority in the Senate, they would need three Republican senators to join them if all Democrats vote to convict..
I doubt this could happen within the last 16 months of Christie's term -- even with the three Republican votes -- but it's the thought that counts!

And I hope you're not disappointed that your husband won't be called as a witness -- or will he?
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