MMA fighter War Machine arrested

New York Daily News: Simi Valley, Calif. police honed in on...Jonathan Koppenhaver at an extended stay hotel. He had pizza and cash when he was busted 'without incident,' police said.

Earlier in the day, authorities had removed two snakes from the San Diego-area home of the hulking fighter, now booked at the Ventura County Jail...

An extended stay hotel, huh? I guess he was rehearsing for the "extended stay" he can look forward to in prison! His current charges:

• 2 felony batteries, 1 for strangulation
• 2 felony domestic violence with great bodily injury
• Felony coercion with the threat of force
• Felony assault with a deadly weapon
• Misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon

Don't know why attempted murder didn't make the list -- because she escaped?