The man is just a mess, really.

Of course "April" happens to be the next month.... so it's entirely feasbile that, rather than April being a person, he is referencing that he's got a busy month ahead.

I think Nickolai gets it. He was making fun of Akma.

The month of April is the month when Richie either records / or releases his next solo album. (He could be releasing it. Why else would Ebbin be hanging around the past 6 months? Because he likes playing club gigs with Richie?) so Akma said that she's waiting for April so then Nickolai twisted it into being about a person.

Man, one thing I noticed. people outside the US don't get sarcasm. Well Nickolai does.

Thanks Rdkopper, for explaining a very simple gag to the masses. And I commend you for getting British humour. I mean it's not hard, but then again this is America we're talking about. Taking things so literally and that.

Hey, I'm anything BUT American......
And I just jumped the gun rather than read the whole segment, so apologies for having to point out the obvious!

He said people outside America DON'T get sarcasm. I am American and I got your "gag" just fine. :rolleyes:

Which was a completely ridiculous thing to say

I don't know if Richie started using drugs again (though as he looks like an old tramp that sounds plausible), but CKatz is definetely high, living in a parallel world where Sambora gets all the credit for Bon Jovi the band and is a muscial genius though it took him 12 friggin years to release a massive turd like AOTL.