"Sushi, anyone?"
 

"This comes fresh from the Jersey shore...right near where they started offshore drilling!"

"You don't have to worry about eating my fish. It's not only cooked, it's guaranteed to be dishwasher safe!"

"And for dessert, some GENUINE Jersey Shore cuisine -- my saltwater taffy pizza!"

"All right -- I'll give them a try..."



"Well, I can think of only one thing to say -- BURP!!!"