"No fair -- Phils's cutting the line!"
 

HUGH: "Not only do I have more seniority than Phil, I played on all of the new album's songs -- I should be standing closer to the photographer than him!"

JON: "Huey, I guess you're not standing close enough to see that we now have a different photographer -- IF you know how to take a hint!"

HUGH: "You know what? The view's a lot better from all the way back here, actually!"

"JON: "Everyone's wearing black and not smiling so we won't be mistaken for a teenybopper band? Check. And of course I have to sit in the middle and lean forward -- how else do you expect anyone to know who this band is?"

HUGH: "HAH! And you thought I had no stature in this band? Then let's hear you explain THIS! And let it be a lesson to you -- when I speak, Jon listens, and don't you forget it!"


Finally -- a full family portrait?

A full family maybe? I had thought and hoped so, but when actual members of Bon Jovi are mentioned it is just always Jon, David, and Tico :(