Alabama
Aimwell
Bobo
Burnt Corn
Eclectic
Intercourse
Muck City
Alaska Chicken
Deadhorse
Eek
Lefthand Bay
Nightmute
Unalaska
Arizona
Bagdad (don't tell W. it's there)
Boneyard
Bootlegger Crossing
Bumble Bee
Carefree
Chloride
Floss
Goobertown
Goodyear
Many Farms
Nothing
Show Low
Strong
Surprise
Three Forks
Tuba City
Two Guns
Why
Winkleman
Arkansas
Bald Knob
Beaver
Biggers
Blue Eye
Experiment
Fannie
Fifty-Six
Flippin
Gassville
Greasy Corner
Grubbs
Hasty
Hooker
Magazine
Moscow
Nuckles
Okay
Pocahontas
Possum Grape
Romance
Smackover
Strawberry
Toad Suck
Turkey Scratch
Umpire
Weiner
Yellville
California
5 Brooks
Advance
Alliance
Arcade
Aromas
Avocado
Badger
Badwater
Bagdad
Bee Rock
Bend
Bivalve
Blunt
Booneville
Bumblebee
Bummerville
Cabbage Patch (where babies come from)
Cactus
Chiquita
Clapper Gap
Confidence
Cool
Cow Creek
Dairyville
Date City
Deadman Crossing
Deadwood
Dixieland (wrong state!)
Doghouse Junction (many a man has found himself there)
Dogtown
Dunmovin (when you're finished with the U-haul)
Eureka
Fair Play
Fallen Leaf
False Klamath
Forks of Salmon
Fort Dick
Freedom
Fruitland
Frying Pan
Gas Point
Globe
Grand
Hallelujah Junction (sounds downright Southern!)
Hardy
Harmony
Hellhole Palms
Hells Kitchen
Honda
Honeydew
Hooker
Idlewild
Igo
Java
Jupiter
Keg
King Salmon
Klondike
Last Chance
Laws
Little Penny
Mad River
Mormon Bar
Mystic
Nashville
Needles
Ono
Orange
Peanut
Plaster City
Priest
Ragtown
Rainbow
Rancho Cucamonga
Relief
Rescue
Rice
Roads End
Rough and Ready
Sargent
Scarface
Secret Town
Shrub
Siberia
Skidoo
Sky High
Skytop
Soapweed
Soda Springs
Squabbletown
Standish
Steam
Stone
Stovepipe
Strawberry
Sucker Flat
Surf
Surfside
Surprise
Tarzana
Teakettle Junction
Thorn
Timbuctoo
Toadtown
Truths Home
Volcano
Weed
Weedpatch
Wimp
You Bet
Yreka Zzyzx
California Spanish Town Name Translations
Asuncion (Translation = Assumption)
Boca (Translation = Mouth)
Bonita (Translation = Beautiful)
Chico (Translation = Little Boy)
Chula Vista (Translation = Insolent View)
Concepcion (Translation = Conception)
Escondido (Translation = Hidden)
Fortuna (Translation = Fortune)
Hacienda Del Florasol (Translation = Ranch of the Sun Flower)
Los Gatos (Translation = The Cats)
Los Olivos (Translation = The Olive Trees)
Los Osos (Translation = The Bears)
Mariposa (Translation = Butterfly)
Pajaro (Translation = Bird)
Palo Verde (Translation = Green Wood)
Rancho Llano Seco (Translation = Dry Level Farm)
Roblar (Translation = To Rivet)
Salinas (Translation = Salt Mines)
Sandia (Translation = Watermelon)
Soledad (Translation = Solitude)
Tierra del Sol (Translation = Land of Sun)
Tortuga (Translation = Turtle)
Verde (Translation = Green)
Colorado
Climax
Dinosaur
Hygiene
Last Chance
No Name (someone wasn't very creative that day)
Parachute
Security
Tincup
Yellow Jacket
Connecticut
Giants Neck
Mianus
Moodus
Moosup
Delaware
Blue Ball
Cocked Hat
Hourglass
Little Heaven
Florida
Christmas
Frostproof (that's most of the state)
Jupiter
Howey-in-the-Hills
Kissimmee (right on the lips!)
Lorida
Mayo
Niceville
Okahumpka
Panacea
Plant City
Red Head
Sopchoppy
Two Egg
Webster
Weeki Wachee
Weewahitchka
Yeehaw Junction (Hell yeah!)
Yellow Water
Georgia
Between
Chickasawhatchee
Climax
Enigma
Cumming
Hopeulikit (is that prounounced LIKE it or LICK it hmmmm)
Jinks
Santa Claus
Snapfinger
Talking Rock (named in the 60's, I imagine)
Hawaii
Papa
Idaho
Beer Bottle Crossing
Fruitland
Star
Illinois
Big Foot Prairie
Fishhook
Grand Detour
Kickapoo
Metropolis
Normal
Oblong
Paw Paw
Roachtown
Sandwich
Wonder Lake
Indiana
Acme
Ballstown
Beanblossom
Beehunter
Buddha
Carefree
Fickle
Floyds Knobs
French Lick
Gas City
Gnaw Bone
Loogootee
Munster
Pinhook
Plainvillle
Roachdale
Santa Clause
Spraytown
Steam Corner
Surprise
Toad Hop
Iowa
Diagonal
Gravity
Manly
What Cheer (sounds like a fun place)
Kansas
Admire
Beaver
Buttermilk
Cuba
Denmark
Gas
Holland
Hope
Jetmore
Plainville
Ransom
Rome
Zurich
Kentucky
Beaver Lick (Oh my)
Beefhide
Bug
Bugtussle
Busy
Butterfly
Combs
Crummies
Do Stop (Do Keep Going)
Drip Rock
Dwarf
Eighty-eight
Hand Shoe
Hi Hat
Jinks
Jugville
Lick Fork
London
Monkey's Eyebrow
Mousie
Mud Lick (A whole lotta licking going on in KY)
Oddville
Ogle
Ordinary
Oven Fork
Paint Lick
Paris
Possum Trot
Rabbit Hash
Soft Shell
Spring Lick (orally fixated state)
Typo
Uno
Louisiana
Belcher
Bunkie
Convent
Cut-Off
Dry Prong
Eros
Fort Necessity
Goodbee
Grosse Tete
Jigger
Metropolis (probably has a convenience store and 5 houses)
Mudville
Tickfaw
Uncle Sam
Waterproof
Zylks
Maine
Bald Head
Bath
Beans Corner Bingo
Dickey
Robinhood
Maryland
Accident
Assawoman Bay
Boring
California
Cockeysville
Hollywood
Pomonkey
Secretary
Massachusetts
Belchertown
Braintree
Cow Yard (Moo)
Dorothy Pond
Egypt
Gay Head
Marblehead
Mashpee
Sandwich
Swampscott
Ware (I'm from Ware?)
Michigan
Bad Axe
Christmas
Climax
Eden
Gay
Hell
Jugville
Kalamazoo
Olive Branch
Paradise
Pigeon
Pine Stump Junction
Podunk
Slapneck
Minnesota
Blue Earth
Climax
Embarass
Fertile
Nimrod
Nowthen
Savage
Sleepy Eye
Mississippi
Alligator
Arm
Askew
Basic
Battles
Bobo
Chunky
Coffeeville
Cold Water
Darling
Denmark
D'Lo
Dragon
Eden
Egypt
Hollywood
Hot Coffee
Ink
It
Kokomo
Midnight
Olive Branch
Onward
Paris
Pelahatchie
Pocahontas
Possumneck
Sanatorium (my friend Susan is from there)
Scooba
Soso
Tie Plant
Toomsuba
Walls
Yazoo
Missouri
Bean Lake Station
Bible Grove
Blue Eye
Coldwater
Conception
Enough
Fairdealing
Fidelity
Frankenstein
Humansville
Licking (wrong state)
Mexico
Nevada
Paris
Peculiar
Pleasant Hope
Reform
Roach
Romance
Sleeper
Tightwad
Useful
Montana
Belt
Big Arm
Eureka
Bigfork
Big Sky
Bitterroot
Checkboard
Divide
Elmo
Happy's Inn
Hungry Horse
Offer
Opportunity
Outlook
Rocky Boy
Saint Regis
Square Butt (Richie would fit in)
Sweetgrass
Two-dot
Yaak
Nebraska
Beaver Crossing
Colon
Fort Crook
Loup City
Roach
Surprise
Valentine
Wahoo (Cute)
Weeping Water
Worms
Nevada
Jackpot
Searchlight
Weed Heights
New Hampshire
Berlin
Bow
Bungy
Contoocook
Grape Corner
Hell Hollow
Lost Nation
Sandwich Landing
Rye
New Jersey
Bivalve
Brick
Cheesequake (heee heee)
Cherry Hill
Cologne
Colts Neck (Dave's town made it!)
Egg Harbor
Good Intent
Ho-ho Kus
Little Egg Harbor
Love Ladies
Succasunna
New Mexico
Elephant Butte (I love it!)
Texico
Tingle
Truth or Consequences (Fun to write your return address there)
New York
Bath
Cat Elbow Corner {
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Climax
Florida
Gayhead
Hicksville
Horseheads
Neversink
Painted Post
Place Corners
Result
Ronkonkoma
Surprise
Yaphank
Yonkers
North Carolina
Askewville
Avon
Bahama
Bat Cave
Bath
Big Lick
Blowing Rock
Bolivia
Bunlevel
Climax
Duck
Frog Level
Frog Pond
Grimesland
Gum Neck
Horneytown
Kill Devil Hills
Meat Camp
Lizard Lick
Speed
Tick Bite
Toast
Welcome
Wise
Whynot (there's one of those in MS too)
North Dakota
Antler
Colgate
Concrete
Hoople
Voltaire
Zap
Ohio
Ai
Blue Ball
Climax
Fly
Hicksville
Home
Knockemstiff
Three Legs Town
Tobasco
Oklahoma
Bowlegs
Cookietown (Yum)
Frogville
Happy Land
Hooker
Kremlin
Okay
Pumpkin Center
Slapout
Slaughterville
Oregon
Beaver
Boring
Drain
Eureka
Half.com (named by a resident of the next town)
Idiotville
Sodaville
Windmaster Corner
Zig Zag
Pennsylvania
Bath
Balltown
Bath Addition
Beaver
Beverly Hills
Big Beaver
Bird-in-Hand
Blue Ball
California
Climax
Corner Store
Desire
Drab
Edelman
Eighty Four
Experiment
Fear Not
Forty Fort
Gravity
Hershey
Home
Indiana
Intercourse
Jersey Shore
King of Prussia
Loyalsockville (as opposed to traitorous socks)
Mars
Moon (On the border of the Pittsburgh Int'l Airport - "Fly me to the moon...")
Moscow
Nanty Glo
New Beaver
Ono (what you say in...)
Panic
Paradise
Peach Bottom
Pillow
Porkey
Possum Hollow
Pottstown
Quiggleville
Scalp Level
Slate Lick
Slippery Rock
Transfer
Telescope
Torpedo
Uno
Virginville
Rhode Island
Mooseup Valley
Quidnick
Quonochontaug
Woonsocket
South Carolina
Coward
Due West
Little Switzerland
Ninetimes
Ninety Six
North
Round O (as opposed to a square O)
Six Mile
Southern Shops
South of the Border
Townville
Welcome
South Dakota
Bath
Epiphany
Faith
Farmer
Gayville
Green Grass
Hammer
Hitchcock
Ideal
Igloo
Java
Kidder
Lemmon
Oral
Parade
Peever
Porcupine
Potato Creek
Pringle
Pumpkin Center
Red Shirt
Tolstoy
Vienna
Wall
White
Wood
Yale
Tennessee
Blue Goose
Bugscuffle
Bugtussle
Bucksnort
Defeated
Difficult
Disco (surely not)
Ducktown
Finger
Life
Nameless
Only
Paris
Smartt (obviously not)
Static
Sweet Lips
Texas
Bacon
Bean Station
Ben Hur
Black Jack
Canadian
China
Comfort
Converse
Cut -n- Shoot
Ding Dong
Dime Box
Earth
Echo
Energy
Flower Mound
Grapevine
Gun Barrel City
Happy
Hoop and Holler (love it)
Humble
Little Hope
London
Looneyville
Marathon
Muleshoe
Noodle
Oatmeal
Paint Rock
Paris
Pointblank
Quail
Smiley
Sour Lake
Spur
Sugar Land
Tarzan
Telegraph
Telephone
Trophy Club
Turkey
Uncertain
Valentine
Veribest
Waxahachie
West
Wink
Utah
Eureka
Hurricane
Mexican Hat
Orangeville
Orderville
Paradise
Plain City
Vermont
Bread Loaf
Mosquitoville
Notown
Moscow
Satans Kingdom (who the hell named that?)
Virginia
Antlers
Bagdad
Bane
Ben Hur
Bosses
Bumpass (LOL)
Butts
California
Clam
Croaker
Cuckoo
Delaware
Eureka
Fourway (2 of them)
Fries
Frogtown
Goochland
Hurricane
Hurt
Jamaica
Java
Joe Neets
Kermit
Lick Skillet
Lipps
Moon
Moonlight (2 of them)
Mutt
Needmore
Nuttsville
Ontario
Ordinary
Peach Bottom
Shiny Rock
Short Pump
Simplicity
Threeway
Pocket
Washington
Forks
George
Humptulips
Index
Tukwila
Tumtum
Tumwater
Walla Walla
West Virginia
Big Chimney
Big Ugly (great way to attract tourists)
Crum
FiveMile
Friendly
HooHoo
Hundred
Hurricane
Junior
Kermit
Left Hand
Looneyville
Lost City
Man
Nitro
Odd
Paw
Pinch
Quick
Van
War
Wisconsin
Beetown
Embarrass
Footville
Imalone (I know the feeling)
Spread Eagle
Ubet
Wanderoos
Wyoming
Baggs
Big Sandy
Camel Hump
Chugwater
Cokeville
Meeteetse
Muddy Gap
Point of Rocks
Sand Draw